metalslugx:

I THOUGHT SMEGMA WAS THE NAME OF THAT FIRE SLUG POKEMON AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

glumshoe:

hans-the-liesmith:

glumshoe:

I’m not gay but I think Dwayne Johnson could give a mean shoulder massage.

I’m not straight but I also think Dwayne Johnson could give a mean shoulder massage.

Reblog if you want Dwayne’s Gentle Meaty Hands to knead the lactic acid out of your flesh.

funnyanimeshit:

ponett:

ponett:

eureka seven is the best mecha anime because in one episode they have a mech fight in a denny’s parking lot except they couldn’t call it a denny’s so they called it daddy’s